travis buck is the new nick swisher

First, check out this photo.

I have so many questions:

• What's with the slightly askew ballcap? Are young ballplayers trying to make sure we know how young they are? (see also: the far more charming Brandon Phillips)
  
• Remember how we read that heart-wrenching story about Nick Swisher and his grandmother, and how we can't make fun of his hair anymore because he's growing it out to donate it? Yeah. The A's have found someone else for that role.
  
• Is Richland near Bremerton? 'Cause this guy looks like he should be one of Matt's homeys.
  

Please advise.